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Canonize Mayor Dougherty!

March 15, 2002

Thank God!! It is raining today (Wednesday March 13). Could it be that Jenita..., no, I mean Jennifer, staved off God's wrath and has kept the locusts and boils at bay? Mr. Covert is right on the mark! Never has, nor ever would, a church or religious group perform acts of unrighteousness in God's name. No, the Inquisition, the Salem Witch Trials, and more recently the Taliban, are all just examples of bad press designed by un-godly neighbors.

Frankly, I do not think that Frederick Presbyterian Church has gone far enough. Given Rome's current spirit of Ecumenicalism, I think that the Presbyterian Church, U.S.A. should nominate Jennifer for canonization.

Mary Solum, Frederick


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