Fifer for Register of Wills

BY COLUMNISTS

| Adam Avery | Steven R. Berryman | Bill Brosius | Shawn Burns | Chris Cavey | Joe Charlebois | Norman M. Covert | Kevin E. Dayhoff | Nick Diaz | Amanda Haddaway | Patricia A. Kelly | Farrell Keough | Michael Kurtianyk | Earl 'Rocky' Mackintosh | Joan McIntyre | Tom McLaughlin | Roy Meachum | Derek Shackelford | Tony Soltero | John W. Ashbury | Richard B. Weldon Jr. |

DOCUMENTS


Blaine Young for County Commissioner


Farrell Keough

August 24, 2010
Purist v. Pragmatist – A Choice
Farrell Keough

Politics is the art of influence, wise compromise, and understanding how to use these two to accomplish one’s end. When we consider the leaders we have esteemed over the centuries, the traits which propelled them always involved the tension between influencing the opposition and wise compromise.


August 13, 2010
In our school system, who works for whom?
Farrell Keough

In my previous column, the “informational briefing for candidates” running for the Board of County Commissioners was discussed. While this program has its own issues, it pales in comparison to that run by the Frederick County Board of Education!


August 10, 2010
Intimidation in the Wrong Place
Farrell Keough

There comes a time when our politicians simply become too comfortable in their positions. Rather than focus on their constituents, they move forward with actions to their real or perceived benefit.


July 27, 2010
Two for the Road
Farrell Keough

This column may come as a shock to some, as it will be about Those People!  In fact, it will not only be about Those People, but will actually promote a couple of Those People!


July 13, 2010
Admonitions for Candidates
Farrell Keough

The term “smoke-filled room” is generally attributed to the election of Warren G. Harding, our 29th President of the United States. President Harding was generally considered one of our worst Presidents due to the many instances of graft within his administration.


June 29, 2010
Watch Carefully and Learn
Farrell Keough

We are coming to the 11th hour for people to register and run for office in this year’s elections. Once everyone’s name is out there, the smears and rumors will start. All it takes is an innuendo that so-and-so was involved in this-or-that to make the public question their integrity or standing in the community.


June 15, 2010
Preparing for The Smell Test
Farrell Keough

If tomorrow were Election Day, who would you vote to represent you? Most of us have our jobs, careers, or businesses to run and have not given the various candidates much thought.


June 1, 2010
To Unseat Senator Mikulski
Farrell Keough

“Side-effects include delayed backache.” Honestly, what the heck is that? Personally, I would love to be able to delay my bouts with backaches. But, I digress…


May 27, 2010
Abrogating One’s Due Diligence
Farrell Keough

Back at the beginning of this month I wrote a column on the BP oil platform explosion in the Gulf of Mexico. On April 30, 2010, the initial action taken by the Obama Administration was sending lawyers to New Orleans (Reuters) eight days after the explosion.


May 18, 2010
Political Spin and Quelling Discussion
Farrell Keough

It seems that every time we come into a political season, or when an important piece of legislation is presented, the hue and cry of civil discussion arises. Someone will say exactly what is on their mind and others will chime in that the words used are too harsh. Pollucka!


May 4, 2010
Send in The Lawyers
Farrell Keough

According to Reuters, “Attorney General Eric Holder said on Friday he was dispatching a team of lawyers to New Orleans to monitor the oil spill and that the Obama Administration would vigorously enforce environmental laws.”


April 27, 2010
Usurping Our Rights
Farrell Keough

Our nation was founded on a number of philosophic precedences that were unique to this nation – one of the most important being the right to property, (whether physical property, intellectual, or the payment of our labors) which equates to liberty. In short, unlike other nations, the rewards of our labor are ours to keep and do with what we please.


April 20, 2010
So, what do we do?
Farrell Keough

Well sine die has passed and once again, our one party rule in Annapolis has won the day! In short, little of value got passed, but somehow more funding for programs and organizations damaging to Maryland slipped through.


April 6, 2010
A Dynamic Transformation
Farrell Keough

We have seen a tremendous sea change in the Board of County Commissioners of late. Much of this is due to the newly appointed Commissioner Blaine Young.


March 31, 2010
The History of Health Insurance – Part 2
Farrell Keough

Yesterday we reviewed both the government and private market responses to the nation’s insurance needs. Now we shall see if the actions of the past are a precursor to the present and future happenings with our new healthcare law.


March 30, 2010
The History of Health Insurance – Part 1
Farrell Keough

Many articles and commentaries are floating around about the newly passed healthcare law. It is worth our time to review how we got to this point and what the pitfalls were in the creation of insurance programs in the United States.


March 23, 2010
A Sad Truth – A Day of Mourning
Farrell Keough

Sunday’s vote on healthcare, not only screwed up our capitalist system, but it also wreaked havoc on my intended topic for a column!


March 11, 2010
To Arm or Disarm – Part 3
Farrell Keough

Yesterday we discussed the Respondent’s (the lawyer supporting the Chicago position) current 2nd Amendment case before the Supreme Court of the United States – McDonald v. City of Chicago.


March 10, 2010
To Arm or Disarm – Part 2
Farrell Keough

Yesterday we discussed some of the background of the current 2nd Amendment case before the Supreme Court of the United States – McDonald v. City of Chicago.


March 9, 2010
To Arm or Disarm…
Farrell Keough

There is a new argument before the Supreme Court of the United States – McDonald v. City of Chicago. The arguments hinge on keeping the status quo versus integrating an “innovative” approach which could have far reaching effects on both state and national laws.


March 2, 2010
A Proper Budgetary Alternative
Farrell Keough

A friend of mine has a home on the corner of a busy road. Because of this, he is able to sell a myriad of things in his front yard – from cars to lawn mowers to any number of items.


February 23, 2010
Exceptions Legislation and Charles Jenkins
Farrell Keough

Two bills which are currently active in our Maryland General Assembly need your support. One will be heard today. Take some time to send your representatives an email!


February 9, 2010
What a hometown….
Farrell Keough

Why is it that when it is cold out, people want a nice cool drink after working outside – but when it is hot out, they don’t want a warm drink after working outside?


January 26, 2010
The Cart Before The Horse…
Farrell Keough

Our delegation to Annapolis has recently voted to endorse a pilot program for a Pay-As-You-Throw (PAYT) trash mitigation system. Will this program help mitigate the tremendous amount of trash we send to the landfill and potentially save our citizens money? Let’s explore some of the possibilities.


January 12, 2010
To Abide By The Constitution or….
Farrell Keough

This is actually the second column and submission by Delegate Don Dwyer of Anne Arundel County on this topic. The initial column spoke to the need for Mayor Sheila Dixon to be removed from office based upon a clear reading of the Maryland Constitution.


December 29, 2009
A Man of Integrity – or Not…
Farrell Keough

While this should be a time of writing about family traditions or various ideas for the New Year, another pressing issue has arisen that requires our immediate attention. Del. Rick Weldon, (3B) has announced he will not complete his term, hence a replacement must be chosen by the Frederick and Washington County Republican Central Committees.


December 16, 2009
Getting There The Hard Way – Part 2
Farrell Keough

Yesterday in this space we discussed some of the political and consensus aspects to long-term transportation planning. We will now pursue some of the myths that surround transportation and determine some of the factors necessary to develop solutions to these problems.


December 15, 2009
Getting There The Hard Way – Part 1
Farrell Keough

My time as chairman of the National Region Transportation Planning Board Citizens Advisory Committee is coming to an end – thank heaven they do not give out business cards, as this would be about the size of a bumper sticker – must be a government thing.


December 1, 2009
For Better or Worse?
Farrell Keough

We’ve all seen and heard the current brouhaha’s within the Board of Education, but have we been able to follow the alternatives presented to this group for better educational choice and potential savings?


November 24, 2009
The Pain of Taking a Break
Farrell Keough

I have been on hiatus. I would say sabbatical, but that involves payment during the absence and considering the vast sums we are paid here at TheTentacle.com, how could one possibly expect our esteemed editor to pay us when we are away?


October 20, 2009
Another Governmental Boondoggle
Farrell Keough

As predicted one year ago, the Office of Sustainability is working toward growth even in these most dire of times.


October 6, 2009
Remembering The Forgotten
Farrell Keough

I recently got back from Iowa. I would have invited you, but they were full.


September 22, 2009
Beware The Quiet on Carbon Dioxide
Farrell Keough

Might the EPA being covering up information pertaining to Global Warming? How could that possibly be true – this is a cabinet level agency whose sole interest is protecting American citizens by ensuring the environment receives the attention it deserves.


September 8, 2009
Exposing the Real Agenda…
Farrell Keough

Now is the summer of our discontent – made glorious winter by this sun of the Statis. Shakespeare may not have been pleased, but my literary license is paid in full and allows for such word play.


August 11, 2009
Cause, Effect, and Solution
Farrell Keough

We have seen this scenario played out before – in fact, the Holy Bible speaks to third generations not embracing the religion of their parents. In short, it is the values, traditions, and work ethic of our parents and grandparents being pushed aside for a more progressive vision.


July 28, 2009
The Eyes of the Beholder
Farrell Keough

What an interesting week of racism. First we had a non-hearing on the confirmation of a proposed Supreme Court justice. And most recently we had the President of the United States defending a Harvard scholar for incendiary statements toward a policeman. It seems we have finally reached a point where racism is acceptable in some circles, as long as it is the ‘right’ kind of racism.


July 21, 2009
Who brought the canards to this party?
Farrell Keough

Many of us have known people who married the person involved in the break up of their marriage. We have also seen this situation in which one or the other in this new marriage cheats again. It is a difficult situation, but one with which a person has to wonder, why would you trust someone who has a known history of cheating or breaking vows?


July 14, 2009
Looking at The Future
Farrell Keough

Been watching a local election with great interest recently. Noticed one very poignant aspect – there are two basic types of candidates: Fixers and Visionaries. It will be interesting to see who the voters decide on.


July 2, 2009
Non-Answers and Squirrelly Financing
Farrell Keough

The Frederick County Board of Education had a televised meeting on June 10, 2009. During that meeting, many things were discussed including re-districting and the budget. It is the latter for which we will focus our discussion today.


June 16, 2009
Simple Answer, Complex Solutions
Farrell Keough

Much discussion has been taking place surrounding the subject of Smart Growth. New plans for zoning, building, growth, and government regulations.


June 2, 2009
A Common Sense Approach to Moderates
Farrell Keough

On a recent radio talk show, I was referred to as a moderate. While the comment was meant as a compliment, being a staunch conservative, I took umbrage toward the implication. This led to a conversation about the meaning of moderate and something that seemed timely for an article.


May 21, 2009
The Cradle of True Leadership
Farrell Keough

I enjoy a number of talk radio shows from our local ones to Rush Limbaugh and Mark Levin. Of course, these national shows have a strong leaning towards conservatism. I am okay with that.


May 5, 2009
'...and awaaaaaay we go!"
Farrell Keough

"I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate your enemies." - Will Rogers


April 21, 2009
A Call to Arms…
Farrell Keough

I had the privilege of attending the Frederick County Tea Party. While neither man will accept the credit, great thanks goes out to Blaine Young and Bob Miller of WFMD radio, 930 A.M. That attendance on such an awful day to be outside was remarkable!


April 7, 2009
The Saga Continues…
Farrell Keough

A sad situation is unfolding in our local Republican Party. I very much cherish and respect our party, and it is due to that regard that I feel it is important to let you know the situation. You can make up your mind as to how you believe this should play out.


March 24, 2009
When a Tax Cut Isn’t
Farrell Keough

What is truth in politics? Is it something black and white; or are there varying degrees of gradation? Obviously it is the latter. Hence the need to research and understand what is stated versus what the realities behind the action are.


March 10, 2009
Misinformation and Playing Politics
Farrell Keough

Some interesting events have occurred over the last few weeks that are seemingly disparate, but in fact, have many commonalities. The main connection is the discussion of the Waste To Energy (WTE) plant.


February 24, 2009
Random Thoughts
Farrell Keough

Last time we were together, we discussed the plan by the Frederick County Board of Education to continue on its path to build their Taj Mahal in downtown Frederick. Since that time, I have received a copy of a soil analysis on the property. The levels of arsenic and mercury were well beyond acceptable health standards.


February 10, 2009
From Awful to Worst
Farrell Keough

The Board of Education is moving full force to ensure their new Taj Mahal is going to be built. They have used many mechanisms to side-step the tough questions and portray things in a good light. In short, we have not been given the full and accurate truth.


January 27, 2009
Raise Your Voices…
Farrell Keough

A new president and a new session for the Maryland Legislature – what more could a columnist ask for? Uh… substance?


January 13, 2009
Missed Opportunities? Perhaps!
Farrell Keough

If you wake up tomorrow and go out to warm up your car before leaving for work – you could be facing a $60 fine and one point on your driving record. This is yet another sign of not actually thinking through an idea, and what unintended consequences are.


December 30, 2008
Terminology and Political Correctness
Farrell Keough

This is the time of year when resolutions are made and broken.  I shall attempt to follow in that hallowed tradition. “Eat and drink whatever you want.” The beauty of this resolution is that soon you will not be able to afford it, hence you will diet and sober up whether you want to or not.


December 16, 2008
More Regulations, Less Result
Farrell Keough

When we were last together, we discussed the iconic imagery subtext replete within the film It’s a Wonderful Life. The pleonasm of this previous discussion was self-serving and self-evident, yet constructive in its perspicacious appraisal.


December 9, 2008
Who Thought This Up?
Farrell Keough

Why is it that It’s a Wonderful Life seems to continuously play from Thanksgiving until Christmas Day? Is this some evil plot by Big TV to drive us crazy during this season? Or is it some other ghastly plot of excess?


December 2, 2008
Change! It’s Everywhere! It’s Everywhere!
Farrell Keough

As a new year is dawning, many issues and perspectives are drawing near in our political arena. We have a “change” coming on our national front – but we must remember that our state representatives will be meeting in the near future and may be offering us “change” as well.


November 18, 2008
A Once-A-Year Happening
Farrell Keough

 

“[A]m I my brother’s keeper?” This was the statement Cain gave to God when questioned about the location of Abel, whom Cain murdered. It has become part of our cultural colloquialisms – generally applied when asking about our responsibility to help others.


November 4, 2008
Local Issues ARE Important, Too
Farrell Keough

What an interesting time slot to post a column. Today we engage in one of our most auspicious rights – the ability to vote for our representatives. Good luck!


October 21, 2008
Walking The Economic Line
Farrell Keough

Times are tight and even the government is recognizing the need to cut back – or at least, appear as if they are making budget cuts.


September 23, 2008
Demand Answers, Expect None
Farrell Keough

When Congress, the president, and the Federal Reserve come together to make a huge new plan with very little dissent or public discussion, it is time to worry. That is what occurred last weekend.

 


September 9, 2008
Scaling The Abyss
Farrell Keough

Many have heard or read about the new math system being instituted by the Frederick County Board of Education. This program, TERC (now called Pearson Math Investigations) has a poor foundation and virtually no books or parent involvement. In short, the child taught under this program will fall well behind within a few short years.

 


August 26, 2008
Community Action: Good and Bad
Farrell Keough

It used to be that a handshake or a person’s word was their bond. While some may argue that this is just simply our memories of a past gone by, many still know people who, when they tell you they will do something, it gets done! In short, people of integrity.

 


August 12, 2008
Perception Often Worse Than Truth
Farrell Keough

Perceptions are a tricky thing. There are times in life when a person can feel so strongly about a situation they are willing to suffer the consequences of people believing they are either wrong or have some nefarious intent.

 


July 29, 2008
To Implement Justice – or Not
Farrell Keough

A recent conversation on the radio piqued my interest. A regular Tentacle columnist and our 3-B delegate to the General Assembly, Rick Weldon, talked about the decision facing Gov. Martin O’Malley on the death penalty.

 


July 15, 2008
A Beautiful Friendship?
Farrell Keough

So many interesting events have taken place since my last entry here that it was difficult to decide what to write about. But, a Herculean accomplishment is taking place within this county, and it needs to touted.

 


July 3, 2008
Recycling’s Flip Side – Part 3
Farrell Keough

Recycling is not the simple toss-it-in- the-blue-in-and-save-the-planet activity that we generally believed. While it has value, we have seen that it is not the panacea generally ascribed. Today we will consider a few of the existing situations which strip away the benefits attributed to recycling.

 


July 2, 2008
Recyclying’s Flip Side – Part 2
Farrell Keough

In yesterday’s column we reviewed some basic information on recycling. We determined that while tossing our plastics in the blue recycling bin may make us feel as if we are saving the planet, it may be we are using substantial resources to produce products we buy back which are no longer recyclable.

 


July 1, 2008
Recycling’s Flip Side – Part 1
Farrell Keough

Is recycling a misnomer? In other words, do we actually recycle our waste and containers; or do we just transport them to someone else and feel good about our actions?

 


May 20, 2008
One Problem, No Single Answer
Farrell Keough

When we were last together, we discussed a presentation given to the Farm Bureau on nutrient problems in the Chesapeake Bay. Since that time, a number of rebuttals have been made with respect to the comments. Here is a brief commentary on some of those points.


May 7, 2008
Improving The Chesapeake – Part 2
Farrell Keough

Yesterday we explored the health of the Chesapeake Bay. We noted various terms like Point Source and how Atmospheric Deposition can break down into those constituents which are to blame for the algae blooms and low oxygen levels within the Bay.


May 6, 2008
Improving The Chesapeake – Part 1
Farrell Keough

We are facing yet another crisis. The Chesapeake Bay has algae blooms and low dissolved oxygen levels. After years of studies, programs, and billions of dollars, it seems we cannot prevent this body of water from being listed on the impaired waters list of the Clean Water Act.


April 22, 2008
Keeping the Basket Full
Farrell Keough

I have the great privilege of enjoying a variety of friends. It is likely that my ability to keep and keep up with these people is more a tribute to my wife, (She Who Must Be Obeyed), than to my sterling personality.


April 17, 2008
Flies in The Ointment…
Farrell Keough

Zero Waste or Zero Landfill is a somewhat new catchphrase gaining use in our lexicon. Let’s be clear, there is no such thing as Zero Waste. Sooner or later, virtually every product we use becomes waste. To believe any different is to fool yourself.


April 8, 2008
How to Avoid Getting Run Over…
Farrell Keough

Sometimes you are the bug and sometimes you are the windshield. It seems that recently we taxpaying residents of Maryland have been the bug. Of course, this covers a multitude of sins.


March 25, 2008
You Can’t Get There from Here
Farrell Keough

Recent articles on the Transportation Planning Board for the National Capital Region studies indicate that solutions to our road congestion are still very much in limbo. Ideas like Private Toll Roads, (HOT Lanes and such) may not offer the solutions people were hoping to see.

 


March 18, 2008
Taking Up The Banner …
Farrell Keough

My computer has been trashed; I allowed someone else to use it and a program was downloaded that hacked my system. For me, this is a painful process as I use my computer regularly to communicate with folks, look up information, post my viewpoints on issues, etc. But, it also gave me an opportunity to view some of the issues of illegal immigration in a new light.


February 26, 2008
A Crack in The Door
Farrell Keough
Over the next few articles, we are going to explore the issues and possible solutions to illegal immigration. During this process, we will ensure correctness of documentation as well as making certain we are not allowing a sense of racism to infect our perspectives.

February 12, 2008
Our Most Important Election Isn’t for President
Farrell Keough
On February 5, your plucky columnist put together a forum at the Urbana Volunteer Fire & Rescue Station for the Board of Education candidates seeking to gain a nomination today for a seek on that body. An impressive array of candidates showed up and spent three hours taking on questions and listening to others.

January 29, 2008
A Labor of Love…
Farrell Keough
Breaking News: Group able to accomplish acquiring and building football field for local children without government help.

January 23, 2008
A Funny Thing Happened on The Way…..
Farrell Keough
A funny thing happened to the Resource Conservation Zoning areas the other day – they got a reprieve from potential damage by the Board of County Commissioners. But, only a reprieve. These zoned areas and the rules surrounding them are still on the altar of political distortion.

January 15, 2008
What’s Behind This Moratorium?
Farrell Keough
To moratorium or not to moratorium; that is not necessarily the question. Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the traffic jams and loss of beautiful landscape, or take action against our development issues and end them…

December 24, 2007
Family Traditions – Old and New
Farrell Keough
Think back to those exhilarating days just prior to the big event; the chill in the air; the anticipatory extra step in your gait; the constant talk among your friends as to what you might find on that oh-so-special day.

December 20, 2007
Why Be a Republican? – Part 3
Farrell Keough
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend. [U.S. Marine Corps]

December 19, 2007
Why Be a Republican? – Part 2
Farrell Keough
Aim towards the Enemy. [Instructions printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher]

December 18, 2007
Why Be a Republican? – Part 1
Farrell Keough
What is the similarity between an air traffic controller and a pilot? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; if the air traffic controller screws up…, the pilot dies. [Anonymous]

December 4, 2007
Editor's Note:
Farrell Keough
(Editor's Note: Farrell Keough's column, which would normally appear in this space today, is delayed by a fractious nuisance called illness. It will appear later this week.)

November 20, 2007
Turkey and a Bitter Pill
Farrell Keough
With Thanksgiving quickly approaching, it is a time of reflection for us all. Family, friends, health, rights, and many other freedoms we enjoy and should be thankful to have in this most incredible of nations. Only because we were fortunate enough to have God’s blessing and be born in this country do we have the bounty of these privileges and the freedoms that accompany them.

November 6, 2007
“I’m mad as Hell….”
Farrell Keough
Of late, I have gotten responses to my columns that fall into two camps; some have told me they were a nice, condensed view of facts surrounding issues and others have said I need to lighten up and write to a lower level of education. While I appreciate receiving input, (good or bad) it is this latter perspective I would like to tackle.

October 30, 2007
An Inescapable Conclusion
Farrell Keough
We have come a surprising distance on our road towards "Enlightenment." If you will remember, we began our discussion recognizing the truths of our honorable Montgomery County Executive, Democrat Isiah "Ike" Leggett informing us on how our enlightened leadership has made Maryland a sanctuary for illegal intruders.

October 23, 2007
The Power of The Courts
Farrell Keough
During our last time together, we discussed how "Enlightened Maryland" has become. We give away our taxes, our services, and even our children's education to illegal intruders in deference to a more enlightened way of life.

October 16, 2007
A Blight on Enlightenment
Farrell Keough
As many of you are aware, we are in the midst of a rigorous paper tiger fight over how to deal with a huge influx of illegal intruders. Some have the audacity to believe we should view this circumstance as a problem. Nothing could be further from the truth.

October 2, 2007
Opposing Views, Good Policy
Farrell Keough
A funny thing happened on the way to the Editorial Store. I got replies to my inquiries and did not have to make a purchase. No really, there is an Editorial Store! But they are expensive and have terrible business hours.

September 25, 2007
Both Sides Now
Farrell Keough
Global Warming, Global Cooling, Climate Change, et al are the headlines of the crisis de jour. Most people do not involve themselves in this debate as it seems too complicated and all the scientists agree, so it must be true.

September 4, 2007
The Path to Change
Farrell Keough
The paradox of white blindness and an inability to acknowledge minorities as people is one of the real life problems set forth in the book White Guilt - How Blacks & Whites Together Destroyed the Promise of the Civil Rights Era by Shelby Steele.

August 14, 2007
Sound Character Building
Farrell Keough
Those halcyon days of summer are quickly coming to an end. The lazy days of little responsibility, long evenings of late sunsets, and friends available at all times of the day. Yep, just around the corner is another year when school books and dirty looks will abound.

August 7, 2007
Dealing With Illegal Immigration - Part Two
Farrell Keough
In yesterday's column a discussion of the effects and various legal perspectives on illegal immigrants was presented. Although this looming crisis seems at times insurmountable, we must remember that we live in a nation with a ".government of the people, by the people, for the people." [Abraham Lincoln, The Gettysburg Address November 19, 1863]. To that end, we have some legal remedy and fortunately a sheriff with the strength of character to adopt this redress.

August 6, 2007
Dealing With Illegal Immigration - Part One
Farrell Keough
Recent conversations on illegal immigration, and mechanisms to address this looming crisis, have spawned a number of statements and editorials of late. People are pushing various agendas from taking pity upon those who came into our nation illegally to provide for their family, to rounding up everyone in a fashion similar to the Japanese internment camps of WWII.

July 31, 2007
Supporting The Arts
Farrell Keough
They say the measure of a society is the support of its arts. While that is a rather narrow definition, it does hold some significant insight. Art is both a reflection of what is, but can also touch upon what could be.

July 17, 2007
The Growing Chasm
Farrell Keough
Our "smart growth" Board of County Commissioners is at it again. Rather than a thorough and thoughtful approach, the heavy hand of government approach is once again the chosen tool of enforcement.

July 3, 2007
Back to the Future
Farrell Keough
The call to return to the "theories" of the 1960's and 70's is being heard loud and clear. Blame and victimization are making a comeback.

June 19, 2007
To Pay and To Protect.
Farrell Keough
Much ado about nothing. Well, sort of. The change in the Frederick County Sheriff Office with respect to off-duty officers hit the fan last weekend. I guess it was a slow news day or someone wanted to stir up trouble.

June 5, 2007
Remembering Fathers
Farrell Keough
"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a 50 percent chance of being right." - Bill Cosby

May 22, 2007
Send More Cash or Trim The Fat?
Farrell Keough
In April, I wrote an article on the state's budget and slots, (Robbing Peter to Pay Paul). I recently referenced that article on a forum where the discussion of slots came up. I was rightly asked, "Well smarty-pants, we know what you don't like. What would you suggest to fill this $1.5 billion dollar shortfall?"

May 8, 2007
"The Play's The Thing"
Farrell Keough
"These darts and arrows will pierce my outer shell, but will not disparage the contents within." Developcus from Shakeyspeare's Urbania, Act 17, Scene 11.

April 25, 2007
Like Lemmings to the Sea – Part 2
Farrell Keough
In yesterday’s engrossing piece of journalism (oh right – boring), I pointed out the misuse of science and the willingness of the media to promote an agenda. I have also discussed correlative science and the need to recognize it is a projection of risk and not an absolute proof of cause and effect.

April 24, 2007
Like Lemmings to the Sea
Farrell Keough
“In this hard hitting piece of journalism, Farrell Keough, winner of the Mercurial Award for Writing, takes on both Big Government and Big Tobacco! You think Jack is something on “24? Just wait until Farrell hits the streets.” XYZ News Service International

April 10, 2007
Robbing Peter to Pay Paul
Farrell Keough
The state can quit anytime it wants. It just never seems to want to quit. So far this year Maryland will be tapping into the "rainy day" fund and the only option for the future is raising taxes.

March 27, 2007
Make the Check Payable to...
Farrell Keough
Who pays for newbies? Well, they pay for themselves., uh, right? It depends upon who you ask. Most new residents to the Frederick area are rich, self-absorbed, transplants from Montgomery County... right? Well, some may be.

March 13, 2007
This Crow Tastes Terrible
Farrell Keough
Well, I did it. And it wasn't pleasant. Now, I have a plethora of excuses: I had surgery on both knees and was on medication, we are having remodeling done on our house, and it has been a mess to work and live in, my parents never showed me any affection. Okay, that last one isn't true.

February 27, 2007
"Wealthy" Citizens Raided Again
Farrell Keough
As said by Satchel Paige, "Sometimes you need to sit and think, and sometimes you need to just sit." Not sure which of these I was doing the day I heard about this, but I realized that I, (like you) have far and away too much money. I also recognized that I, (like you) have no earthly idea as to how to spend that incredible extra income correctly!

February 13, 2007
The Devil In The Details
Farrell Keough
I am in Florida - it is probably raining, but I can only hope the cold streak is still holding there in Frederick. I mean, what good is it to pay for a trip to a warmer place, then come home to find you cannot lord it over your friends, family, and loved ones? Sheesh!

January 30, 2007
Charter Me A Government
Farrell Keough
I was sitting around with some old friends, drinking a couple of beers and discussing politics – something we are wont to do on occasion. After discussing the big issues we wondered what Hillary’s “conversation” in Iowa would be? I mean, she does seem to know cattle futures, but what about corn and John Deere?

January 16, 2007
To Better Serve
Farrell Keough
It seems one of our members of the Board of County Commissioners "needs" a special computer to allow him to represent his constituency more effectively.


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