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The Tentacle

Tom McLaughlin

May 17, 2017
Back in the Classroom….for a Day
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – I was asked by somebody if wanted to teach again. They meant English as a Second language and not my beloved subject, biology.

May 3, 2017
“Tell me, Daddy, what color is God’s skin?”
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – Probably one of the more interesting facets of the Malay world, which I married into, was the subject of skin color. I really didn't pay much attention to the fact that the Malay skin ranged from almost white to a deep chocolate color.

April 26, 2017
Fossils and Borneo Bargaining
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – As one wanders around the downtown area, indeed, the only place I do wander, there are usually tables set up between the sidewalk and the curb that sell either cake lapis or what I call jungle Viagra.

April 19, 2017
Schools, Studies and Progress
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – My son Dzul is now about one quarter of the way through Primary One, first grade for the Americans. He’s still very short for his age group, but I am very proud of the extraordinary progress he has made in his studies.

April 12, 2017
Goodies from the States
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – Many people here ask me what I bring back from the States and why. My first reply is shoes like Nike, Puma and other brands. "Why should you bring those back when they are made over there" is the reply. Well, it's not that simple.

April 5, 2017
Seatmates and 24-Hour Flights
Tom McLaughlin

I boarded a flight back to Borneo from Seattle to Dubai aboard Emirates Air. The attendant asked if I would like an exit seat. This meant I could stretch my legs as far out as they would go.

March 22, 2017
Tribulations of Calf Birthing on the Plains
Tom McLaughlin

The Elizabeth Ranch, Northeast Montana – They thought it was dead. The heifer had been straining for hours to give birth, but the calf wouldn't move.

March 15, 2017
Basketball Champs and a Seal in the Cold
Tom McLaughlin

Malta, Montana USA – The cold is the worst. And then the snow. Temperatures hovered around the -22 C (0 F) for most of the week. Sometimes it went to -25 C (-6 F). So bitterly cold for this guy from the tropics. I didn't leave the house.

March 8, 2017
Grueling Travel to a Warm Welcome
Tom McLaughlin

Malta, Montana USA – It was a grueling 26-hour flight, air time, from my home in Kuching to when I landed in Billings, Montana. I travelled from Kuching-Kuala Lumpur-Dubai-Seattle-Billings, and then a three hour drive to Malta.

February 15, 2017
Publication, Mumps and Clothing
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – I finally got my article published. Sort of. It went on a website written by a friend who writes about Alfred Wallace. ( It took me seven years to research and write and would take over a year for a journal (magazine) to publish it.

February 8, 2017
“I’m so confused…..”
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – As a liberal Democrat, there just some things I don't understand about the Trump people. This has to do with those who voted and support him.

February 2, 2017
There’s Something About Mary…
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – Damn she was funny. I can remember a bunch of us guys gathering in the basement dorm to watch the series. It had a couch, several chairs and the television set.

January 27, 2017
Reading and writing and arithmetic
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – In the afternoons we have “Daddy School." My son Dzul finishes up at about 1 P. M. on Monday through Wednesday, while on Thursday it's noon and Fridays end at 11:30 for everyone to attend Friday prayers at the mosque. I don't have a clue why they dismiss early on Thursday.

January 25, 2017
School days, school days, dear old golden rule days
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – It had been about 25 years since I went through the process of the beginning of school for one of my own.

January 11, 2017
“Lovely” New Friends and Schooling
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – The girls! Oh, good lord! The girls! About 50 of the most beautiful Swedish and Danish students have moved into my building for six months. They are here to take courses in management and engineering from a local university in some sort of exchange program.

January 6, 2017
Fishing on the Sarawak
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – Night time fishing is rare in the river in front of my condo. However, there is one boat out there every night, and the owner fishes until long after I go to bed. I know because when I have get up during the night, he is still there.

January 4, 2017
Christmas in Sarawak
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – Happy New Year! Christmas was special. I had planned to go out a few days before the Christmas rush to buy the gifts.

December 21, 2016
Our Christmas in a Muslim Country
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – The weather is far from frightful. It is in the upper 80's with clear blue skies. Nights have been cloudy and warm.

December 14, 2016
Publishing Books and Collecting Ancient Artwork
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – I have finished my two monumental papers on "Ali of the Malay Archipelago" and the "History of the Sarawak Valley from early times to 1840." I am awaiting word from the publisher.

December 7, 2016
The Great White Hope’s Son-In-Law
Tom McLaughlin

The Great White Hope's transition team seems to defy his promises he made to his constituents. He appointed Steve Mnuchin as Secretary of the Treasury, an entrepreneur, a Wall Street investor and a Hollywood producer. Some might call him a Wall Street insider.

November 30, 2016
Lectures and Election Thoughts
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – The election of the "Great White Hope" as president was a stunning surprise to everyone. It was about 3 p.m. here in Borneo when Hillary conceded, which made everything official.

November 23, 2016
Another Sticking Point…
Tom McLaughlin

Pontianak, Indonesia – I hate paying bribes. In this part of the world, extra money is expected, and we have to cough up, but Indonesia went beyond the pale this time.

November 16, 2016
A Smorgasbord: Cohen to Elections to Porcelain
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – "Suzanne" by Leonard Cohen is my favorite song. It was in my ‘20s and still is in my ‘60s. I like to listen to it while making love. It just brings something out in me in those intimate times.

November 9, 2016
A Day in the Life – with Great Hope
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – Gosh, the weather is nice. It's cloudy and sunny most of the day allowing for temperatures only in the upper 80's. Really nice.

November 2, 2016
Misinformation Run Amok
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching, Malaysian Borneo – We had one hell of brouhaha here. Let me start from the very beginning. The battle was over a dead guy named Ali, the companion to Alfred Wallace, who wrote the Law of Natural Selection along with Charles Darwin.

October 19, 2016
Dylan’s Prize Stirs Memories
Tom McLaughlin

I was stunned, really stunned when the Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded to Bob Dylan. I didn't think those old fogeys had ever heard of the man.

October 12, 2016
Trump: The New Curse Word
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching Malaysian Borneo – The Trump catastrophe that embellished the nation over the weekend has run its course, and, hopefully, things have calmed down. The debate on Sunday was the usual encounter between the citizens and the candidates and nobody seemed to mention the controversy that exploded around the Republican presidential Contender.

September 28, 2016
Orangutan Birth Highlights A Problem
Tom McLaughlin

Semenggoh Wildlife Refuge, Malaysian Borneo – It is indeed an event when the wildlife center has new orangutan in the form a young baby born on Malaysia Day and my birthday, September 16.

September 21, 2016
My Obscure Journal Journey
Tom McLaughlin

Kuching Malaysian Borneo – After I had realized that I had made an important discovery, what happened to Ali, Alfred Wallace's companion, I decided to publish. The problem was, which obscure journal to choose. Most of these you have probably never heard of, but I was on a mission to let people know about the great event.

September 14, 2016
Unique Confirmation of Ali
Tom McLaughlin