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November 8, 2013

The Ministry of Truth

Joe Charlebois

November 8, 2013


This confidential memorandum that was intercepted by Brotherhood operatives reveals what USSOC is intent on rewriting in the near future.   Please disseminate carefully…


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National Headquarters

30 Rockefeller Plaza

New York, NY 10012

November 1, 2013




Starting immediately all Ministry of Truth employees will be required to work extended hours. Those most affected will be in the Teledep, Recdep, and Propdep Departments.


Primarily this will address the urgent need to make certain that all video and audio recordings as well as any written records of Big Brother’s utterances in regards to the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act of 2010 are administered correctly.




2013.11.7-A – All references of Big Brother uttering the phrase “If you like your healthcare plan you can keep it, period.” should now read “You can keep your plan if it hasn’t changed since the law passed.”


Big Brother has never issued any statements guaranteeing anyone in the Outer Party or the proletariat that they would be able to keep their free-market insurance plans. The USSOC is quite aware that each healthcare plan policy should reflect a full-range of benefits.


2013.11.7-B – Any reference to individual policyholders losing their policies should now be referred to as “being upgraded.”


2013.11.7-C – Any reference to “individual healthcare policies” are now to be referred to as “substandard health insurance plans.”


Big Brother wants you to know that free-market healthcare policies are inferior to those being offered by USSOC. They must include maternity benefits, mental health benefits, pediatric benefits even if the worker does not need these benefits. We must all pitch in to make sure the collective is taken care of.


2013.11.7-D – All references to the ACA saving the average family $2,500 should be stricken from all video, audio, print and electronic publications.


Big Brother never stated that” the average family would save $2,500” on their policy just that “there will be some who save $2,500.” The younger and healthier of the Outer Party and proletariat will be required to pay more into the system to subsidize others within the Outer Party, proletariat and to fund the specific subsidies of the Inner Party members.


2013.11.7-E – Any reference to increased taxes due to the implementation of the ACA are to be omitted from all video, audio, print and electronic publications.


2013.11.7-F – All references to the numerous failures of the previous party leader are to remain.



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Please note, previous attempts to counter USSOC attempts that revised historical facts has been met with re-education attempts, social ostracism and dismissal as simple “prole” speak.


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